Emma Allen
Emma Allen
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Allen v. Allen v. Revolt
Michael Cera’s pretty dreamy. I love to see him putting on and taking off light layers … sweaters, graphic T-shirts, sometimes what appears to be a young girl’s riding blazer. Those ephebean shoulders …
Beards less than world class
The Yankees don’t have a lot of hair. The official policy, since the dawn of the Steinbrenner era, has been that only neatly trimmed mustaches are permitted. And while this is not the only reason for my conversion to Yankees super-fandom in the past few months, I’m not counting it out as a factor.
Allen: Bored no more
Question: Sometimes I feel like everyone around me is really boring. Do I have to feign interest in other people’s “Cold War” essay topics?
Is SAFE SEX so 90's?
The bottom line is perhaps surprising: Even here at Yale, sex may not be as safe as we’d like to think.
GO GREENish
The Unethicist helps you calm down in the face of the eco-apocalyse.
Question: Sometimes I want to go a little less green. I don’t want to kill puffins or anything, but won’t Al Gore just get out of my head for a few hours so I can get a good night’s sleep?
There are probably still a lot of great jobs out there
Question: I currently do not have a summer job or internship, and it is causing me to wake up in a cold sweat and spontaneously vomit on myself. Am I the only one left who doesn’t have a cubicle with my name on it at Goldman Sachs?
R.L. Stine: Bone-chilling and brilliant
An interview with R.L. Stine, known as the “Stephen King of children’s literature,” who spoke at the master’s tea on Tuesday sponsored by the Yale Undergraduate Magazine.
Unethicist shocker: I love ‘Moment of Truth’
Question: The television show “Moment of Truth” seems like the lowest point of human civilization. As a purportedly unethical person, can you explain the merit in this public explosion of feces?
YEAAAHH SPRING BREAK WOOOHOOOOOO
Question: Just how wild should the girls and boys of Yale go during spring break?
When the end comes we will all wear jersey
Q: Why does no one acknowledge that the American Apparel store coming to Broadway is going to ruin all of our lives? A: Since American Apparel is synonymous with all things ethical (vertically integrated manufacturing, employee-friendly lighting, Dov Charney masturbating in public) I am glad to join you in taking a stand against it.