Ethan Kuperberg
Ethan Kuperberg
Recent Stories
Red Delicious
A Short Story
"Hey, beautiful. Still looking at those retirement plans?” Patty looked up from her computer screen. There was no one else in her office. Probably just an ad, one of those viral things that pop up on your screen when you work. Still, she had been working on finalizing her retirement agreement for a little over a half hour. She was probably just imagining things.
Letters to success!
Dear Ethan, Thank you for the resume and cover letter stating your interest in being an intern on the set of our big budget, blockbuster, really fun Hollywood film. Unfortunately, we’re not currently looking to hire any new interns.
HUFFINGTON SPEAKS: Patuwo and Kuperberg Interview the Blog World’s Queen
Backstage
Arianna Huffington, a pioneer in the new medium of online news, spoke to scene over the phone earlier this week about new media, college and sleep. Huffington is the co-founder of The Huffington Post, a popular news Web site.
SECTION BINGO: "I found the reading to be compelling."
Cristina: Last semester, I took four lecture courses and ended up having to take four sections. It was miserable attending all of those sections!
Tech support
It happened two nights before my final final last semester. Late into the night, in the middle of a penultimate essay spell-check, my laptop paused, sputtered and promptly froze.
Family Feu-ood
The entirety of the five-person-strong Kuperberg family was home over winter break, and accordingly the group engaged in several of its favorite pastimes: watching television, going to the hospital at least once and arguing over the authenticity of certain Boggle words.
Film in the Y2K
I’ve spent half of my life in this decade, and it has been, without a doubt, one of the top two decades of cinema I’ve ever experienced. From the indie explosions of “Memento” and “Eternal Sunshine,” to the Kubrickian “There Will Be Blood,” to the epic “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, the last 10 years have been more than Netflix worthy. Yet there were a few instant classics whose commitment to quality cinema remain so high above the rest that there is only one way I could properly review them (based mainly on my lack of time). For this very special issue of “Haiku Review,” I’ll take a look at my picks of seven films I think we’ll look back on as really good indicators of where we were in the ’00s – for better or worse. To those of you unaware, haikus are kind of like ancient Japanese tweets.
Kuperberg: Detective Kuperberg and the Laundry Basket Bandit
In this cold wash of a world, you can be a criminal or you can be anything else. Sometimes the line between the two is as plain as a separation of light and dark clothes. And sometimes the line is as thin as a strip of lint pulled out from the dryer. The latter is what I’m referring to right now.
Kuperberg: Dr. Twitter (or how I learned to start worrying and love the Communication Revolution)
My high school girlfriend introduced me to many things: how to make a good quesadilla, Regina Spektor, everlasting love and being cheated on.
Back to the third grade
Dating at Yale is a lot like grabbing an apple in a dining hall.