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Papa Joe leaves lessons, Percocet
And thus I present my Top Five Life Lessons at Yale.
If only we all could be so glamorous
A candlelight memorial service in honor of Vicki Lynn Hogan, known to most as Anna Nicole Smith, will be held this evening in the Grand Ballroom of the New Haven Geriatric Institute next to the Omni Hotel. A reception at the Cracker Barrel will promptly follow.
Taking sex-offense to Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day, the annual holiday which marks the one-month-and-21-days anniversary of the eve of the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, is right around the corner. In fact, you’ve probably already given a couple blowjobs to secure your pretty mouth a free dinner at Bespoke (if you were good) or Union League (if you swallowed). What you may have forgotten, however, is that February also the special month when we, as a nation, take a moment acknowledge our country’s vibrantly “
The difference between gaining the freshman 15 and being fat
Welcome back for your very first spring semester: You’re one eighth of the way done! Hopefully, you were able to get a lot of rest and remembered to remind all of your poor and/or stupid friends back at home that your life is empirically proven to be better than theirs, because, well, you go to Yale. Did you also remember to tell everyone that the kid from high school who also goes to Yale is totally a poofter?
What’s next, YSAC? Ms. Ethnic Yale?
Finally. Thanksgiving break is here. I am really excited to take a break and eat some home-cooked stuffing, but I think we could all benefit from you passing on the carb-free turkey and sticking to that cocaine and Splenda water diet I suggested.
Gooey Girl talk loving all over Stiles
It was your first encounter. It hurt a little bit at first: You didn’t really know what to expect, and whenever you asked for details, no one seemed able to give you a straight answer. Your friends had been telling you for a while that it’s really a lot of fun with the caveat that before getting into it, you really have to relax and be in the right frame of mind.
Calling ‘The O.C.’ to the ring
I think the followed dialogue, taken from the transcript of a conference call for college students to discuss “The O.C.: Season 4” with Josh Schwartz, the creator and executive of the Fox TV hit, sets the stage perfectly: Teleprompter: And next we have a question from?
---- has invited you to the Largest Facebook Group Ever
---- has invited you to the Largest Facebook Group Ever
Advice from your roofie-stocked Froco
I went into a panicked conniption last Friday. After happily picking up scene from Commons and discarding the YDN portion of the paper, my eyes scanned the pages and landed on an anorexic body form.
Do I remember you (outside of Facebook)?
As the weather begins to take a dismal turn towards arctic and you begin to wonder why “midterms” have already begun, there is just the right amount of anxiety, un-assuredness, and susceptibility to make it worthwhile for me to find other things for you to worry about.