Molly Green
Molly Green
Recent Stories
Melancholy Molly reflects on time’s passing
I’m not sure if I was too old or too young — but I knew I wanted a nap, a popsicle and a Depends.
How was my summer, you ask
Ah loyal readership. Last you heard of my faltering existence I was heading off, tearfully, into the sun of Los Angeles, city of douchebags and dreams. This is a tale of the lowest lows and the highest highs, followed by mediocre lows.
Aaaaaaaaaaahhh summer jobs: Part one of two
Most people are crossing off the days, gleeful as each passing hour brings them one hour closer to summer. Normally, I would be jumping on this bandwagon.
Respect women’s right to reasoned, free choice
Those Yalies who attended the Sex Week porn debate for Nightline saw firsthand an attempt by the religious right to disavow pornography, without any admittance that the reason, came judgment and not concern.
A YouTube video of Vin Diesel whinnying
The second week of spring break my mom decided that I needed to relax.
David Attenborough is probably a Byronic Hero
My week of hell is over! And I bet yours is as well! In fact, I bet you are not even on campus anymore. Good thing the YDN content is always available online!
Hello! I am happy to meet YOU, new friend!
Last week I watched a guy vomit on his tray in Commons. I don’t know this dude, but he maintained eye contact with me the whole time he was barfing. What does this mean?
No regimen or routine can tame me, Molly Green
I recently acquired a plant.
No more will The Man get me, Molly Green, down. No Siree bob.
This past Thanksgiving I ran a 10K with my family.
The life of an undeclared junior: No major, just panic
There is nothing quite so terrifying as listening to “WAIT (The Whisper Song)” alone in the dark. Except perhaps being a second-semester junior without a major.