Will Stephen
Will Stephen
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Stephen: Tall stack toppled
A Dramatic Interpretation of the Financial Crisis as Written by an English Major in the Writing Concentration Who Took Galaxies & the Universe and First Order Logic for His QR’s
Stephen: The opposite of paralipsis
After four years of faithful service, my computer is finally fucked. It shuts off for no apparent reason, its keyboard cuts out mid-paper (or mid-Gchat), and its battery is physically expanding like a pimple waiting to pop.
A scene for WEEKEND
Glenn Becks’s grandiose office overlooking the Manhattan skyline at Fox News HQ. Beck sits at his massive desk and waters his fake plants.
High altitudes, low testosterone
Over spring break, I’m going to Colorado on tour with Just Add Water, my improv comedy group. We will be performing at high schools, a retirement home, a college and a church. I am not going climbing.
Stephen: King of Krazytown
Tuesday night at the Yale Political Union, I had the pleasure of hearing certified batshit crazy person Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson spew unadulterated nonsense.
Bootleg? More like w00tleg
This summer, I got a new goomah. It started out simple, a brief flirtation. I found my dad’s unopened box set of Season 1 of “The Sopranos” in the closet. After an episode or two, I started to like this little show. Hell, I started to like it a lot. Things got very serious very quickly.
Stephen: Cutz for Kidz
A few weeks ago, I got a haircut. It was remarkably bad. Approaching this unnamed barbershop — let’s call it Shmil’s (the one on Shmall Street, not the one on Shmroadway) — I was pretty damn nervous. There’s something very personal about haircuts, at least to me. That may be in part due to the fact that as a 6-year-old, an elderly barber accidentally cut a tiny bit of my scalp (I honestly doubt it broke skin), causing me to burst into tears like the whiny little turd I was (am), and my shocked mother to rush me out quickly to pacify me (buy me apple juice).
The ‘Turkey’ does not exist
The night before the world premier of “Cold Turkey,” the now infamous original three-man play by Ethan Kuperberg, Matthew George and Will Stephen, premiered, the naughty cast decided to play a hilarious prank on some of their closest friends and allies. They told these poor souls that their show was canceled just to see what their goofy, off-the-wall reactions would be (don’t worry, it isn’t really canceled, you guys, it’s just a prank for this article)! Here are their responses:
Stephen: WordArt and porn
I’m willing to say that it’s a fact: Every day at Yale, someone’s cell phone goes off during class.
Esk Economy Eric
Esk Economy Eric